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PostSubject: Calling the Suicide Hotline   Calling the Suicide Hotline EmptyMon Oct 11, 2010 10:28 am


Calling the Suicide Hotline



I got so depressed the other night thinking about: the BP oil spill, Health Care Plans, the Economy, the Wars, Lost Jobs, Savings,
Social Security, Retirement Funds, etc. . . .

So I called the suicide hotline.

Somehow I got connected to a call center in Pakistan .

I told them why I was so depressed, and that I was feeling suicidal.




They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck . . .

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