Calling the Suicide Hotline
I got so depressed the other night thinking about: the BP oil spill, Health Care Plans, the Economy, the Wars, Lost Jobs, Savings,
Social Security, Retirement Funds, etc. . . .
So I called the suicide hotline.
Somehow I got connected to a call center in Pakistan .
I told them why I was so depressed, and that I was feeling suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck . . .